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Your mama''s glasses are so thick that when she lookes on a map she can see people waving.

 

Yo mama is so hairy, when she gave birth, you got rug-burn.

 

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name to Beaver.

 

Yo mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"

 

Yo mama's so fat, even Richard Simmons laughs at her!

 

Yo mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.

 

Yo mama is so dumb, she thought a quarter back was a refund.

 

Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target.

 

Your mama cooks so bad, your family prays after they eat!

 

The winding road has curves you can get used to!

 

Q: What's the difference between yo' mama and the Titanic?

A: The Titanic sunk and your mama floated.

 

 

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Im working on getting more "yo Momma" jokes!!! so just send them to me email address

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please contact me if you want me to add a joke!!! just type your name, email address and joke to freddy_eddey@hotmail.com thankyou!